Bimat_A Vietnamese Adventure by Robert A Webster

Author:Robert A Webster [Webster, Robert A]
Language: eng
Format: epub
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Publisher: Robert A Webster
Published: 2018-12-29T05:00:00+00:00

— Chapter Eleven —

Daylight popped through the darkness when the helicopter landed on a small field and four passengers disembarked.

The four headed to a waiting car and the helicopter took off.

The army driver saluted Lee and took them to the Sangkat office in An Giang, where a man dressed in Cambodian Immigration uniform greeted them and took them into his office.

He spoke Cambodian, so Spock and Stu gawped as the man handed Lee an envelope.

Lee thanked the man, looked at his watch, and suggested they went for breakfast until their bus arrived to take them to the border crossing.

Spock and Stu grumbled about the ungodly hour and drank sweet strong Cambodian coffee as they sat in a small outdoor Cambodian restaurant nearby. Their droopy eyes looked like piss holes in the snow.

Lee and Pon ate pork stuffed winter melon while the lads, after looking at the pans of mush in a food warmer, shared a tube of Pringles.

While eating, Lee took the envelope from his bag, opened it, took out three passports, and handed them to the three. One was Cambodian and two from the United Kingdom. Spock and Stu glanced at Pons who was again travelling as a Cambodian tour guide under the name Chai Te-ad, which normally would have Stu and Spock in fits of laughter, had they not been feeling tired and as rough as badgers arses. All Spock could muster was. “Welcome back Shithead.”

“I arranged a tour bus to pick you up here shortly and take you to the border crossing. You should use your own passports going into Vietnam, but keep these, should you need them for an emergency.”

Spock and Stu then looked at their new passports, which they thought were good copies considering the time that the Cambodians had to process them. Stu would be Mr Kerry Eggleton, and Spock, Mr William Anchor.

“They’ve named you after the Cambodian beer and our young English prince, that’s smart,” said Stu looking impressed at Spock’s passport.

Spock had a different interpretation of the name.

“W. Anchor... Wanker!” said Spock sounding indignant, “some Cambodian boneheads got a sense of humour.”

“You’re not wrong, but at least they haven’t given you a bloody girl’s name,” said Stu furrowing his brow.

Pon couldn’t understand what the fuss was about. ‘It wasn’t as bad as Shithead,’ he thought.

Lee smirked as their bus pulled up outside the restaurant.

“Good Luck,” said Lee, “and stay in contact. Remember, if you cannot find a safe way in, let me know what you find out, then abort and go to Hanoi as we planned.”

Lee felt concerned, he knew the dangers they all faced and as he got back into the car he looked at Pon, Spock, and Stu boarding the tatty old bus and thought. ‘I hope this will not be the last time I see you, my friends.’

The old bus drove fifteen minutes to the small border crossing with Spock and Stu both hoping never have to use their fake identities and swearing Pon to secrecy, or risk increased ear clippings.

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